I must be too annoying 4 u.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You may now shotgun with the bride
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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