normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Randomize
