I am spending my child support on dildos
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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