so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Randomize
