I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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