The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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