Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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