nut hugger
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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