And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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