idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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