i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Randomize
