nut hugger
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
The uberlube is also flammable
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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