Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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