Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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