Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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