Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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