i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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