I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
How's work?
Spinning.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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