Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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