when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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