Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
She said her name was "party"
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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