your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
