Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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