I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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