I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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