Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
