yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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