she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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