We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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