aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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