i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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