Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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