He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I still have a little drunk in my system
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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