if you like me you must not know who I am
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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