There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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