i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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