oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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