You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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