Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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