I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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