Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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