that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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