Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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