4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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