Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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