Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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