Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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