Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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