I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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