Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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